His and Her Royal Highness
Is this real?
No, it’s a mass hallucination on the part of American children of the ’90s.
(Or a 1995 made-for-TV version of Rogers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella, if you prefer.)
This was the best.
this is the only version of cinderella that matters
In which a CNN anchor suggests using water cannons on Ferguson protesters, receives a look from her co-anchor.
Here’s why that’s a bad idea.
Nukes locked, loaded and detonated
respect but no fucking way
Number 3, Kimbra with Settle Down live at the Spotify Sessions,
Let’s talk briefly about how gay Hallie was for tie-dye tomboy with the cool hair.
THIS HAD 15 NOTES WHEN I WENT TO SHOWER AN HOUR AGO
I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture.
So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.
Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome.
So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.
Normally, I would not do this. I don’t even go outside in shorts, EVER.
I am 5’4”, 140 lbs., shoulders back, head up, arms out to the side just a little so they’re easier to see. Last I checked that is EXACTLY the U.S. national average. ( I am fatter on the left, don’t know why, it’s always been that way)
Just for good info, my measurements are 36, 28, 38 (in inches). I am older than Lammily is meant to be at 33 and have had one child.
Lammily head stack mockup stolen from Oak23.
Lammily isn’t average. She isn’t even anatomically sound.
JUST SO PEOPLE KNOW:
Our argument isn’t that Barbie is ~perfect~, it’s that Lammily isn’t rectifying the problems she claims to be rectifying.
(And I just put a picture of your body—thank you for volunteering that!—right next to the Lammily body, and not only did that highlight all the of weirdness going on in the doll’s arm length/crotch location area, but it also finally registered that Lammily STILL HAS A THIGH GAP.)
Soon there will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture.
i wonder how much longer i have before it’s completely impossible for me to google information pertaining to my degree
is this a common american occurrence?
this is legit impressive
those suits are like 75 pounds, it’s a hundred and fuckall degrees inside, and full of sweat
and this asshole is BREAKDANCING